andrewquo:

I tweeted about going outside and my buddy wanted proof seeimage

but little did he know imageI DIDN’T EVEN GO OUTSIDE

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foodtrucker:

I was born at an incredibly young age

(Source: foodtrucker, via gnarly)

Would u eat Beyoncé's ass?
Anonymous

cyberho:

is the sky blue?? does the day have 24 hours? has lil kim ever gotten any plastic surgery? 

targayen:

do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are

(Source: margayret, via bastille)

punkbread:

*snorts lines of mac n cheese powder*

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why are you always in your bathroom
Anonymous

gnarly:

thats where i do my taxes