Occupation : The Ugly Friend
i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father
STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT
still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later
*sees classmate boyfriend out kissing on some other woman*
*would say something but I remember she didn’t let me copy her notes*
"that’s clearly not any of my business"
i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world
When someone even taller then a tall person comes in it destroys everything ..
i wonder what it’s like to be so hot that people follow you just because you’re hot
all i have is low self esteem and good taste in music
when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know how
I’m relating to a turtle and an apple. IM RELATING TO A TRUTLE AND AN APPLE!
that’s a fucking tomato